Saturday, August 30, 2025

Labor Day White House Costume Ball . Pete Hegseth

There’s an open bar at the Labor Day White House Costume Ball, but those drinks don’t serve themselves.

Enter SecDef Hegseth. If the stories are true, here’s a man who knows which end of the bottle to hold.

Demonstrably qualified to run the nation’s biggest workforce? Maybe now is not the time for that discussion … But he is demonstrating that removing the right people from command is the kind of force reduction that can make you the smartest straight, white nationalist man on the chat.

So, when he hands you that glass, look Pete in the eye and say “Thank you for your service!” [1]

[1] Not *you*, of course — *you* couldn't get tickets to the ball; but you get my meaning....

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