Tuesday, August 05, 2025

Disentango . or the Bolsonaro Shuffle [Updated 08.06.25]

White Power Enthusiast DJT

To: Donald Trump

Re: Entanglement with alleged Brazilian political criminal Jair Bolsonaro; your rogue tariffs on Brazil; and your sophomoric (which is not to say *not dangerous*) authoritarian fantasies

Disentangle yourself

1. Offer Jair Bolsonaro asylum in the US.

2. Have ICE meet Bolsonaro at the airport and disappear him to a domestic black site of your choosing.

3. Deport Bolsonaro without due process to a third country.

4. Pretend your tariff threats never happened.

5. Bop till you drop.

Donald Trump's bizarre attempt to intervene in Brazilian law over Brazilian politics is costing Americans real money on the cost of beef, coffee, and steel (at the least).

Certainly the radical right is OK with this costly attempt to get Brazil to drop its charges against a failed candidate who tried to overthrow the duly elected government ... but are Americans who think of themselves as being center-right OK with it too? 

I mean, I know it sounds familiar and close to home ... but *Brazil*? 

Is there even a center right in the US if there's no meaningful critique of Trump's fascio-fetish dance?

When it comes to tariffs (and *so* much else) the man dances like Elaine Bennis, bless his heart. With the difference being, this is a party we can't just leave. He is thrashing around, trashing the place, and *our name* is on the contract with the hall ... *we* put down the deposit and he's making sure we're not gonna get back.

Throw the bum out. He is dangerously ridiculous ... a clown with a hand grenade.

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