Let’s write a story about that time JD Vance sat with Pope Francis for a bit on the day Francis died, and how in a reverse-deathbed-conversion, Vance became something like a Franciscan ... and how, after that, things got *really* interesting…. (I know he was a Jesuit … and that he chose to be known as Francis.)
No one was more surprised than JD Vance when, sat at the bedside of Pope Francis, JD was struck on the top of his head by a flash of lightning that jolted him right to the soles of his feet. In fact, the others, including Francis, weren’t surprised at all, because they didn’t see it happen. Later, they'd be surprised — except Francis, who by then was absent from his body — when JD started saying and doing things Franciscans have, on their best days, been known for saying and doing.
The first thing people noticed was…
