here's *another* idea

The Washington State GOP recently suggested that my Member of Congress, Pramila Jayapal, should self deport if she doesn’t like how ICE is performing. 

Here’s an idea: Why don’t *you* self deport….

It’s probably been a while since you or members of your family immigrated to the U.S. but you’d probably feel more at home living amongst people more like you. Seems like you’d find a familiar home in England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France, Germany, Austria, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, parts of Italy, and Spain, Poland, Hungary, maybe Russia or Ukraine. 

Pro tips: Steer clear of Greenland … a *lot* of brown skinned people there … like, almost 90%. Speaking of … quite a few of those Greenlanders of Inuit descent, who are, it turns out Danish citizens, live in Denmark. 

Watch out for Sámi people in parts of Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia … the Basques regions of France and Spain — and Catalonia on the East coast of Spain too. 

And, of course, anywhere the Roma live … A lot of whom are quite attractive; but are they really, you know, *white*?

In any event, not to go dark here, but consider this a sort of intervention: Since you hate some Americans because of the way they look, maybe *we’d* feel safer  if you went ahead and made other arrangements. Wherever you came from — be that last year or 14 generations ago — they’ll most likely be happy to have you back.

… Or …

Here’s another idea: Instead of targeting my Representative in Congress with sophomoric racialized contempt, why don’t you hold government agencies and elected officials accountable to their sworn duty to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America for the benefit of every citizen and guest — including a full cessation of extrajudicial actions against anyone within these shores … And why don’t stop changing the subject from the illegal actions of paramilitaries sowing harm and disorder under cover of law? Why don’t you do *that*?