Lemony Snicket Offers His Endorsement in the U.S. Presidential Race

L. Snicket

At 90 Days, 90 Reasons, Lemony Snicket joins 89 other cultural figures to endorse Barack Obama for a second term as President of the United States. Mr. Snicket, offers Reason 12:

DURING HIS SECOND TERM WE WILL NOT HEAR THE FOLLOWING THINGS FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA—ALTHOUGH WE MAY HAVE HEARD THEM FROM HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS.

1. I don’t know where Osama bin Laden is. I just don’t spend that much time on it, to be honest with you.

2. I’m not concerned about the very poor.

3. I am only going to allow small bills—three pages. You’ll have time to read that one over the dinner table.

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