L. Snicket |
At 90 Days, 90 Reasons, Lemony Snicket joins 89 other cultural figures to endorse Barack Obama for a second term as President of the United States. Mr. Snicket, offers Reason 12:
DURING HIS SECOND TERM WE WILL NOT HEAR THE FOLLOWING THINGS FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA—ALTHOUGH WE MAY HAVE HEARD THEM FROM HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS.
1. I don’t know where Osama bin Laden is. I just don’t spend that much time on it, to be honest with you.
2. I’m not concerned about the very poor.
3. I am only going to allow small bills—three pages. You’ll have time to read that one over the dinner table.
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