Saturday, November 03, 2012

Lemony Snicket Offers His Endorsement in the U.S. Presidential Race

L. Snicket
At 90 Days, 90 Reasons, Lemony Snicket joins 89 other cultural figures to endorse Barack Obama for a second term as President of the United States. Mr. Snicket, offers Reason 12:

DURING HIS SECOND TERM WE WILL NOT HEAR THE FOLLOWING THINGS FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA—ALTHOUGH WE MAY HAVE HEARD THEM FROM HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS.

1. I don’t know where Osama bin Laden is. I just don’t spend that much time on it, to be honest with you.

2. I’m not concerned about the very poor.

3. I am only going to allow small bills—three pages. You’ll have time to read that one over the dinner table.

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