Tuesday, April 20, 2010

William Gheen's Allegedly Tiny Penis

William Gheen, President of Americans for Legal Immigration PAC, appears to have an unusually—some might say freakishly—tiny penis. I have not seen it but I know a guy.

While many influential people know this, the general public and ALIPAC constituents do not. I call on Mr Gheen to suspend his interest in Senator Lindsay Graham's penis until he has been entirely forthcoming about his own.

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